The dumb drunk bimbo.
Surprisingly to some, there are women out there that just do incredibly dumb stuff when intoxicated. You do not want to befriend a chick like this at any cost, and if you already have, ditch her as fast as humanly possible. Dumb drunks—male or female—are annoying but women are ten times worse than your male friends for one reason only. It’s much more dangerous for a female to get drunk and do something stupid. Think about it, going home with random guys, getting lost somewhere. Not only that, if she’s your friend, there’s a higher chance she’ll ruin your night. Say she gets lost on the wrong side of town, who do you think she’ll call at 3 a.m.? Now if your buddy Shawn does it, your wife will be upset. If your friend Keisha does it, your wife may begin to wonder what sort of relationship you and Keisha have. Tell Keisha goodbye.